Well, don't I feel silly that you landed here?...
But since you are here...this is the story...and why the links are disabled...
I used to work in the Corporate Machine, and my résumé is filled with so many acronyms and job titles that I barely remember what they all mean.
But now, I prefer to spend my energy gardening, orcharding, reading...all those retire-"ing" things we all dreamed about when we were working for pay, stuck in a cube 13 hours a day at least 6 days a week.
However, because I am a geek at heart, occasionally I will allow myself to be convinced to do small business applications support (analysis/programming) for customer invoicing and inventory tracking, simple website design (I am NOT artsy-fartsy) and web development (need a shopping cart?), and will fix broken or abandoned sites too. Oh...and I'll do data input for bookkeeping and other office tasks that normal people don't like to do, help staff with a variety of sw applications, or pretty much any computer stuff that catches my fancy when the sun ain't shinin'. Do you know how many days of the year it rains in Oregon?
If you need some help: my contact info will be here if I have time, ...otherwise, this page is just a placeholder...unless perhaps chocolate is involved.